My favorite quotes and lyrics
- "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
- "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
- "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
- Harry-"Well Draco, if you hate Hogwarts so much, why don't you go to that stupid made-up space school of yours?"
Draco-"Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS. YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do youuu have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS." ~ A Very Potter Musical
- "Everyone is entitled to their opinions, it's just that yours is stupid."
- "Duct tape is like The Force- it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
-"Where have you been all my life?!"
"In a cupboard under some stairs!"
- "We'll always have Paris."-Casablanca
- "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid." ~ Albert Einstein
- "There's nothing more badass than being who you are." ~Darren Criss
- "That's what makes the tango so great: If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on." ~Scent of a Woman
"Why are they wearing goggle in a window treatment store, are they afraid it might BLIND them?"
-Bad jokes at 2:30 in the morning with my best friend
All-American Girl-Carrie Underwood
Since the day they got married,
He'd been praying for a little baby boy.
Someone he could take fishing,
Throw the football, be his pride and joy.
He could already see him holding that trophy,
Taking his team to states,
But when the nurse came in with a little pink blanket,
All those big dreams changed,
And now, he's wrapped around her finger
She's the center of his whole world,
And his heart belongs to that sweet, little, beautiful, wonderful, perfect
All-American girl.
Sixteen short years later,
She was falling for the senior football star.
Before you knew it he was dropping passes,
Skipping practice just to spend more time with her.
The coach said, "Hey son, what's your problem?
Tell me have you lost your mind."
Daddy said you'll lose your free ride to college,
Boy, you better tell her goodbye
But now, he's wrapped around her finger
She's the center of his whole world,
And his heart belongs to that sweet, little, beautiful, wonderful, perfect
All-American...
And when they got married and decided to have one of their own,
She said, "Be honest, tell me what you want."
And he said, "honey you ought to know."
A sweet, little, beautiful one just like you.
I want a beautiful, wonderful, perfect All-American Girl
Now, he's wrapped around her finger
She's the center of his whole world,
And his heart belongs to that sweet, little, beautiful, wonderful, perfect
All-American girl.
- "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
- "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
- Harry-"Well Draco, if you hate Hogwarts so much, why don't you go to that stupid made-up space school of yours?"
Draco-"Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS. YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do youuu have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS." ~ A Very Potter Musical
- "Everyone is entitled to their opinions, it's just that yours is stupid."
- "Duct tape is like The Force- it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
-"Where have you been all my life?!"
"In a cupboard under some stairs!"
- "We'll always have Paris."-Casablanca
- "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid." ~ Albert Einstein
- "There's nothing more badass than being who you are." ~Darren Criss
- "That's what makes the tango so great: If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on." ~Scent of a Woman
"Why are they wearing goggle in a window treatment store, are they afraid it might BLIND them?"
-Bad jokes at 2:30 in the morning with my best friend
All-American Girl-Carrie Underwood
Since the day they got married,
He'd been praying for a little baby boy.
Someone he could take fishing,
Throw the football, be his pride and joy.
He could already see him holding that trophy,
Taking his team to states,
But when the nurse came in with a little pink blanket,
All those big dreams changed,
And now, he's wrapped around her finger
She's the center of his whole world,
And his heart belongs to that sweet, little, beautiful, wonderful, perfect
All-American girl.
Sixteen short years later,
She was falling for the senior football star.
Before you knew it he was dropping passes,
Skipping practice just to spend more time with her.
The coach said, "Hey son, what's your problem?
Tell me have you lost your mind."
Daddy said you'll lose your free ride to college,
Boy, you better tell her goodbye
But now, he's wrapped around her finger
She's the center of his whole world,
And his heart belongs to that sweet, little, beautiful, wonderful, perfect
All-American...
And when they got married and decided to have one of their own,
She said, "Be honest, tell me what you want."
And he said, "honey you ought to know."
A sweet, little, beautiful one just like you.
I want a beautiful, wonderful, perfect All-American Girl
Now, he's wrapped around her finger
She's the center of his whole world,
And his heart belongs to that sweet, little, beautiful, wonderful, perfect
All-American girl.
Not Alone- Darren Criss
I've been alone,
Surrounded by darkness.
I've seen how heartless
The world can be.
I've seen you crying'
You felt like it's hopeless.
I'll always do my best,
To make you see.
Baby, you're not alone,
'Cause you're here with me,
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down
'Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you,
And you know it's true,
It don't matter what'll come to be,
Our love is all we need to make it through.
Now I know it ain't easy,
But it ain't hard trying.
Every time I see you smiling,
And I feel you so close to me
And you tell me,
Baby, you're not alone,
'Cause you're here with me,
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down
'Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you,
And you know it's true,
It don't matter what'll come to be,
Our love is all we need to make it through.
I still have trouble,
I trip and stumble
Trying to make sense of things sometimes.
I look for reasons
But I don't need 'em
All I need is to look in your eyes.
And I realize,
Baby I'm not alone,
'Cause you're here with me,
And nothing's ever gonna take us down,
'Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you,
And you know it's true,
It don't matter what'll come to be,
Our love is all we need to make it through.
'Cause you're here with me,
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down,
Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you,
And you know it's true,
It don't matter what'll come to be,
You know our love is all we need
Our love is all we need to make it through.
